Sunday, January 7, 2007

Highway Hypnosis is a REAL AND LIFE THREATENING DANGER

I'm totally blogging in a cafe, on my Mac G4 Powerbook, listening to my ipod, and drinking decaf earl grey tea....isn't that just excruciatingly fucking hip?!?! Good thing I can acknowledge this situation’s triteness, otherwise I might feel kinda silly or something.

So I drove through some of the shity shity shity awful weather this weekend, and I can say with confidence that through it all, me and the S.S. Lumina made mother nature our bitch. Fucking quote that shit. No amounts of pissing rain, treacherously slippery snow and ice, or gail-force winds are going to keep me from where I'm fucking going. All that, and the most important/noteworthy thing I did all weekend was drink beer out of a glass boot, but that's fucking cool though RIGHT?!

Also, because I like to liken myself to a teen-heartthrob who has throngs of fans who find it important to know insignificant and unimportant factoids about some stranger’s life, here's a short rundown of things I currently am backing:

-Thermal clothing in all it's capacities
-Watching episodes of The OC on youtube
and, as always
-Self-deprecation


Love,

Junior